Me: Did you see my tumblr? I do believe I have seen you sway your hips on more than one occasion, my darling. Your lovely, lovely hips

James: Also, can I just say, if you break up with me in a restaurant, or any public place full stop, expect a fucking spectacle that will defy this person’s idea of acceptable masculine behaviour forever.

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