An open letter to my coworker who wears too much old lady perfume-
“Ooooo, your skin’s looking a little irritated, you should do something about that.” It’s cool lady, my face is actually just having a massive allergic reaction to the mixture of fucking turpentine and cheap potpourri you douse all over yourself. Come a little closer and say that to me, it’s not like I can’t smell you from two offices away.
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babybirch said:
Omg the headaches I get. Less is more. If you smell like you’ve rolled around in rotting flowers, the none. EVER. OK?
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heartwoodjar said:
I should do something about YOUR FACE, LADY.
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